ACT 1

Oh M. Grace (OMG) Is Curious About “What’s So Cool?”

“He’s so coooool.” The group of girls squealed as a very Buff guy walked by.

“What’s so Cool about him?” Grace asked.

“He’s a bad boy.” Her friend said.

“So? I’d like to have a good boy. What’s so bad and cool about him?” Grace said.

“He doesn’t attend classes and ignores girls.”

“Maybe he’s gay?”

“No, he has a girlfriend.”

“Then WHY ARE YOU GUYS SWOONING OVER HIM? GET OUT OF THE WAY, I’LL BE LATE FOR MY CLASS.” Grace yelled, pushing through the horde.

“Miss Grace, late again.” The teacher said.

“Sorry sir. I was swarmed. By angry fangirls.” Grace said panting.

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Carl Complainer (CC) complains about “Pure Pressure Of Exams.”

Exams are painful. You study a lot, prepare with your friends, solve previous year question papers.

Then you sit down for exams.

“I’m so dead.” I said looking at the paper.

And then you struggle. As if you are your parents going to school like how they had to climb a mountain with one leg and start a business with the other leg while their hands were fighting a lion and writing their assignments, just so that they could go to school.

Before you know it, you are done with your exams.

“How was your exam?” My parents asked.

I took a sip of my water as I relived my memories of struggling through the exams. And then I opened my mouth.

“It was good. First class.”

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Gus Guesser (GG) and The Eesha Case.

The Murder case of Eesha.

Crime scene – Outside her house.

Murder weapon – Her kitchen knife.

“So what do you think, Detective GG?”

GG looked around.

“Let’s see. The Murderer is right here.”

“WHAT? Where?”

“There.” GG pointed at Eesha’s dead body.

“She killed herself?”

“Correction – She TRIED to kill someone but ended up killing herself. It was not suicide, it was Karma.”

“SIR.” Another officer ran up to them. “Detective GG’s right, Eesha murdered Eesha. Somehow.”

“How did you know, GG?”

“I guessed.”

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Ashley Asker (AA) asks “Are OMG and GG dating?”

There is one thing I’ve noticed. Grace(OMG) and Guss(GG) are always talking about something. Well more like bicker. Everyday they bicker like a married couple. Even the teachers think that they are dating.

“Oh to be young.” They say while those 2 bicker in class.

“They look so cute together.” A classmate said looking at them.

One day I walked up to them and asked…

“Hey, are you 2 dating?”

“WE ARE NOT DATING.” Both of them yelled at the same time.

They can deny all they want, but the harder they deny it, the more people will believe it.

Yesterday, Grace fell on top of Gus. Everyone started to gasp. Like OMG, right here?

So the rumour is going strong.

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The Everready Ever Reddy(ER).

“Hey ER, can I have a pen?”

“Here.”  ER pulled out a pen and gave it to him.

Ever Reddy, the guy who’s Everready with anything you ask him.

“Hey, can I have a pencil?”

“Sure.”

“Extra book?”

“Here you go.”

“Bag?”

“Of course.”

“Laptop?”

“You’re welcome.”

“Car?”

“Here’s the key.”

“Bank account?”

“Yeah, sure.”

And so on.

“Hey ER, can you have my dad say He’s proud of me?”

ER looked at him for a while and then pulled out a man.

“I’m proud of you, son.”

Seriously, his bag has no limits.

“Can I have a girlfriend?”

ER sighed.

“Sure.”

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Act 1 – The Students Of FU.

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Interlude

“What’s up?” GG asked. “You look really angry.”

“That thing about us dating is getting wild.” OMG said.

“People just want drama, Grace.”

“What’s the big deal with that? AA asked us yesterday, the teachers ask about us everyday. At this point I should have a card around my neck saying “Hi I’m Grace aka OMG. No, I’m not dating GG. We are just childhood friends.”. It’s getting frustrating”

Just then a student walked up to her.

“Hey are you dating?”

“Here we go again.” GG said.

“No.” OMG said.

“So will you go out with me?”

“WHAT?”

To be continued…